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Longest Hospital Trolley Duration
Longest Hospital Trolley Duration
Guinness Book of World Records
 

WHO:Tony Collins
WHAT:77 hrs 30 mins
WHERE:Swindon, Wiltshire, UK
WHEN:February 24-27, 2001

The UK's Tony Collins holds the Guinness World Record for the longest wait on a hospital trolley after spending 77 hours and 30 minutes stuck outside the toilets in the Princess Margaret Hospital, Swindon, UK, between February 24 and 27, 2001. "I'd contracted a virus," said Tony about his record-breaking experience, "and although I was taken in at 3 p.m. on the Saturday, it wasn't until 8.30 p.m. on the Tuesday that I was found a bed in another ward, when an elderly patient was moved to make room for me." "I developed a bad back, had no privacy, and had to rely on the nurses to bring me a drink because there was nowhere to rest a jug!"

Despite his ordeal, Tony, a diabetic, returned to the hospital the day after he was released to thank the nurses who helped him deal with his pain - and give them a gift of a microwave oven!

"I can think of better records to have," reflected the bed-sore superstar. "And unfortunately, it will probably be the sort of record that gets broken every day in the NHS." Ironically, as Guinness World Records researchers were considering his claim, Tony fell ill again, was forced to go back into hospital - and was left on a trolley for another 60 hours!

 
 
Poor Girl!

Connie is an adult coyote. She has lived in Wyoming for the last 5 years. She loves the mountains and forests in the summer and the prairies in the winter. The mountains offer her protection from the ever-growing wolf population. The prairies are a great place to hunt in the winter. There are also only few coyotes so Connie can usually howl without interruption at night.

Connie is shy when it comes to howling. That's her problem-- she has an inadequate voice for such activities. Poor Connie at 8 years old, is still a bachelorette! How can one find a mate with a baritone wail like Connie's?

It is a well known fact out west that male coyotes prefer a high pitched yelping to stir them up. A voice like a bullfrog just doesn't cut the mustard for a robust male. Poor Connie has done everything to solve her problem, but nothing has worked. She paid a king's ransom (4 fresh prairie dogs) to her aunt Courtney (a voice coach), to help her with her dilemma. That didn't work. She just couldn't hit the high notes. She has tried a low-fat diet (no field mice or young hares) to shrink her vocal cords. That didn't help, either. What is a poor coyote to do? Connie is now resigned to the fact that she will be single forever.

She roams the Wyoming wilderness alone - a companionless shadow amongst the trees of the forest. If you are ever hiking in Wyoming and hear a solitary howl in the middle of a moonlit night, that might just be Connie, the forsaken coyote.

 
 

to set (someone) up
to trick

Many Mafia bosses have gone to prison because someone set them up for the police.

 
 

hard as a rock
solid
Feel the muscles in my arm. They’re as hard as a rock!

 
 

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.

Abraham Lincoln

 
 
Development and Training

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Anti-proliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting, and thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their Pre-meeting Mission Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting so that it would not be too confusing. So, their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting. This should prevent people showing up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.

 
 
MY STUDENT

I am going to talk about my student.It is a depressing story.

I met her a few months ago.She was very happy,poor and lonely.I wanted to talk to her in my room.I talked to her kindly but she didn’t want to talk to me.What could I do? How could I convince her to talk?I tried to talk a few times…

Finally, she trusted me.She began to tell her story.She had a lot of problems in her life.Her parents lived in a village.They had children.They often quarrelled with each other.

The worst thing was that her father was perverted.She had an incest relationship with him.

I couldn’t breathe for a few seconds.I didn’t know what to say.

Now,she is at Ç.E.K.She is trying to be better now .Her teachers help and I sometimes call her.I learn about her from her teachers and friends.

Ayten KARAGÖZ
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