Guinness Book of World Records

Most Simultaneous Games of Scrabble

Ted: Hello, Sue. How is it going?
Sue: Hi. I'm going to the market. I need to buy
some milk.
Ted: I'll join you. How are you? You don't look
very well.
Sue. I'm tired. I studied last night until midnight.
I have many exams next week.
Ted: What is your brother, John, doing? Is he fine?
Sue: Yes, he is. He is riding his motorcycle today.
After that, he is going to the mall.
Ted: Is he still racing in motorcycle races?
Sue: Yes, he is. He is going to France for a race,
next week. So, today he is going to the shopping
mall to shop for this journey.
Ted: Wow! That's fantastic. How about your
sister, Marge? What is she doing?
Sue: Marge is at home. She is cleaning the
house. You know, our brother is very messy.
Ted: Yes, he is a messy boy. Does Marge still
work in that music shop as sales manager?
Sue: No, she doesn't. She left the job two
weeks ago. Now, she is working in a bank. She
likes the bank more.
Ted: I'm glad to hear that. Well, Sue. Thanks
for the walk. It was nice to see you. I'm going to
the park now. Good-bye!
Sue: Thanks for the chat, Ted. See you later!

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
Jay Leno

regular as clock work
reliable

A mother needs to be as regular as clock work for her children.

to take something back
to return an item

If the computer doesn’t work, then take it back!

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"

Dear Liza,
How are you? My name is Seher. I live in İstanbul. I am a medium, fortune teller. If you come, I will tell your life and your problems. I’m married. I have one child. Her name is Sena. She is fourteen years old. Are you married or single? If you are not married, I want you to meet my brother. He is very handsome. I am curious about you. What is your hair color? Is your hair like your sister’s, Carrie? I’m waiting for your reply!
Seher
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