A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: There are only 24 letters left in the alphabet. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)
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