Guinness Book of World Records

Longest Shuttlecock Control with Feet

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied.
Arnold H. Glasow

Mrs. Wilson and Mrs. Smith are sisters. Mrs. Wilson lives in a house in Duncan and Mrs. Smith lives in Victoria. One day Mrs. Wilson visited her sister. When her sister opened the door Mrs. Wilson saw tears in her eyes. "What's the matter?" she asked.
Mrs. Smith said "My cat Sammy died last night and I have no place to bury him".
     She began to cry again. Mrs. Wilson was very sad because she knew her sister loved the cat very much. Suddenly, Mrs. Wilson said "I can bury your cat in my garden in Duncan and you can come and visit him sometimes. Mrs. Smith stopped crying and the two sisters had tea together and a nice visit.
     It was now six o'clock and Mrs. Wilson said it was time for her to go home. She put on her hat, coat and gloves and Mrs. Smith and put dead Sammy into a shopping bag. Mrs. Wilson took the shopping bag and walked to the bus stop. She waited a long time for the bus so she bought a newspaper. When the bus arrived she got on the bus, sat down and put the shopping bag on the floor beside her feet. She then started to read the newspaper. When the bus arrived at her bus stop she got off the bus and walked for about five minutes.
    Suddenly she remembered she left the shopping bag on the bus!!

phony as a three dollar bill

fake, bogus, not believable
Be careful! That ex-convict is as phony as a three-dollar bill.

to hand something out
to distribute
The travel agent had better hand more brochures out.
The teacher will Hand the homework out at the end of the lesson.

I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

I couldn't find the remote control to control the remote control.

I invented the cordless extension cord.

CELL PHONES

These years, technology is developing very fast and I think it is good for people.  In addition, people like using it, especially cell phones.  Nowadays, cell phones are more common and everybody has one or two cell phones.  Alright, what should we do when we buy a new cell phone?  You should think and do these steps.
Firstly, you should know what you want.  Do you only want to talk, listen to music, play games, or watch videos?  If you only want to talk, you don’t have to think a lot.  Your shopping will be very short.  However, if you want the more, you must think carefully.
Secondly, you should decide which model you want.  Although small phones look pretty, they aren’t useful.  Big cell phones are more useful than the small ones.  Which one do you want to use?
Our third step is money.  If you don’t have a lot of money, you may not be able to buy what you want.  You should visit lots of shops or malls.  Some malls may be cheaper than others.  If you have a lot of money you can relax.  If I were you, I would buy an iphone.  It is more attractive than the others and better quality.
After all these steps, you must be careful of your health.  Everybody knows that cell phone batteries have a lot of radiation.  Please get some information about this subject before buying a cell phone.
Now you know everything about what you should do when you buy a cell phone.  I hope you will buy the best.  Happy shopping!

Duygu Yasar
Level 4